firelordjerkbender:

warriorbending:

Why would you automatically assume that that was me? Check your privilege, Sokka.

Because you go on anon and send anon hate to everyone I know.

You’re easy to spot! You leave your capslock on.

Plus, I can smell your girly perfume.

  1. No I don’t.
  2. No I don’t.
  3. IT IS NORMAL AND MASCULINE FOR A MAN TO DISGUISE HIS ODOR.

1. Yeah. You do.

2. Yeah, you did just now.

3. I WAS JOKING BUT OH MY GOD.

Why would you automatically assume that that was me? Check your privilege, Sokka.

Because you go on anon and send anon hate to everyone I know.

You’re easy to spot! You leave your capslock on.

Plus, I can smell your girly perfume.

Anonymous sent: YOU'RE A SHITBENDER

Oh Zuko, you so silly.

firelordjerkbender:

warriorbending:

firelordjerkbender:

warriorbending:

firelordjerkbender:

warriorbending:

Excuse me? What is there to be jealous off? Your scruffy little ponytail?

Says Mr. Lusciouslocks.

You rub some magical green tea shampoo into that rats nest, Zuko?

As a matter of fact, I did! Which would be why it smells so good. Maybe you should try it some time, peasant. 

Well, boy golly, I sure would if I wasn’t such a snooty banished Fire Nation reject!

Oh-ho-ho! Two can play at the poison-spitting, huh?

That was weak; I’ve heard that same phrase a hundred times over. Try harder.

By the way, I can handle filth, but your foul stink is perhaps a bit excessive.

Hey, my stench is nothing compared to the frou-frou that is you-you, alright?

I’m laughing too hard to even be offended holy crap.

You’re welcome.

firelordjerkbender:

warriorbending:

firelordjerkbender:

warriorbending:

Excuse me? What is there to be jealous off? Your scruffy little ponytail?

Says Mr. Lusciouslocks.

You rub some magical green tea shampoo into that rats nest, Zuko?

As a matter of fact, I did! Which would be why it smells so good. Maybe you should try it some time, peasant. 

Well, boy golly, I sure would if I wasn’t such a snooty banished Fire Nation reject!

Oh-ho-ho! Two can play at the poison-spitting, huh?

That was weak; I’ve heard that same phrase a hundred times over. Try harder.

By the way, I can handle filth, but your foul stink is perhaps a bit excessive.

Hey, my stench is nothing compared to the frou-frou that is you-you, alright?

firelordjerkbender:

warriorbending:

Excuse me? What is there to be jealous off? Your scruffy little ponytail?

Says Mr. Lusciouslocks.

You rub some magical green tea shampoo into that rats nest, Zuko?

As a matter of fact, I did! Which would be why it smells so good. Maybe you should try it some time, peasant. 

Well, boy golly, I sure would if I wasn’t such a snooty banished Fire Nation reject!

Oh-ho-ho! Two can play at the poison-spitting, huh?

Excuse me? What is there to be jealous off? Your scruffy little ponytail?

Says Mr. Lusciouslocks.

You rub some magical green tea shampoo into that rats nest, Zuko?

That’s actually pretty much the general consensus on shut the hell up.

Look, it’s okay to be jealous, but this is getting a tad bit childish, don’t you think?

Anonymous sent: BOOMERANGS ARE LAME.

ZUKO I KNOW IT’S YOU.

Anonymous sent: Do you prefer MELON juice or cactus juice?

Uhh, aren’t cacti melons?

..I dunno.

Probably cactus juice.