Excuse me? What is there to be jealous off? Your scruffy little ponytail?
Says Mr. Lusciouslocks.
You rub some magical green tea shampoo into that rats nest, Zuko?
As a matter of fact, I did! Which would be why it smells so good. Maybe you should try it some time, peasant.
Well, boy golly, I sure would if I wasn’t such a snooty banished Fire Nation reject!
Oh-ho-ho! Two can play at the poison-spitting, huh?
That was weak; I’ve heard that same phrase a hundred times over. Try harder.
By the way, I can handle filth, but your foul stink is perhaps a bit excessive.
Hey, my stench is nothing compared to the frou-frou that is you-you, alright?
I’m laughing too hard to even be offended holy crap.